It's the new Football season and this means.......yep you guessed it :D!!
New trends to help you get that one step closer to bringing the FCB to your home and life XD!!
+Warning watch out for my terrible humor and saracasm XD!!

And because your lovely Bavarian team stands by it's fan its released all sorts of lovely paraphernalia for you bubbling future FC Bayern Munich stars :P!!
So it's the 07/08 Season edition of:The Gaffa's Guide to being Bayern Munich - 07/08 edition

To start off the mornings of your new season on time - make sure you have this snazzy timer to wake up...


For breakfast ever champ has their daily portions of eggs and to keep you motivated your Bavarians have even printed their own range - always doing that extra mile aren't :P??


This amazing product obviously market's itself XD........I heard even Newbie darling Toni keeps it close, he wants to become 100% Bavarian after all...


This is work of pure genius....coolness of Bayern Munich combined with....

.....the magicalness of being part of this magical team XD!


Of course keeping up regular hygiene is a must - so this season FCB have decided to make it easier to take those regular baths with this new little companion called "Buckie" the duck. If he can keep Kahn entertained.....he'll do it for you!


Not even Chelsea have this XD!! If your like Poldi and can't put your handy down - then this is excellant, especially if you want to show what Team is da shizzle XD!!


Erm..........this........is the new and improved FCB cord!! Yes.....useful for erm.....can good erm.............adult party XD??


Ah - yes the trusty wash kit is back, to keep you motivated for being all squeaky clean for you team and that's why Ribery pre-ordered 15 bags.


This isn't just a team.......it's a infatuation!! So let it continue (secretly you all love this don't you XD)!!




This snazzy Homework booklet makes sure you can stay on top of all your football assignments - because when your successful you can't slack behind!!


If you like Schweini and Poldi have a un-healthy obsession with XBOX 360 then this will totally pimp out your console. Which you must do because all the Cool players at FCB have a un-healthy love for XBOX 360!!


If losers like Paris Hilton can design stuff like this then of course the AWESOME FCB have ever right to do the same - and how how it's really done!!


Want to throw the shizzle BBQ for all your new FCB team-mates, well don't do it without your handy Bavarian lighter.........and during rainy days you can use it to set your rival team stadiums alight XD!! (watch out FCB though, Werder have the same product - so more security for will be needed to)


Here is the old favorite back - the lighter. But watch out Chelsea, Bayern Munich is also entering the big boys game, so for all you potential rich owners, you'll sooooo need ths "Tycoons Lighter"!!


Here are the other schizzle undies Toni wears, these are also Van Bommels personal favorites - so hurry and get them to have that extra edge the pro's have XD!!


Your loving Bavarian's have made sure that you've got the proper booze to keep the party jumping - crystal is soooooo last season!!



So now you know how to start your new Season with true fashion - football is all about style darling's and Bayern Munich is full of it :D!!